Dear Emily, You’re adorable! Thank you so much for this lovely Thank You note! I really hope you enjoy your new items!
Dear Friends, I love you all. I really do. I always want what is best for you but in all honestly I’m happy that I am single for now. I rather be single than to settle for guys like the ones you are with. You are all beautiful, smart girls with great futures ahead of you and you are all settling for these boys that do nothing but bring you down. Raise your standards ladies, you deserve the best!
Dear Bills, No one likes you. Go away!
Dear Fall, I’m sick of hiding it. I can’t wait to see you again. Tell the cardigans I say hello and I’ll see them soon as well.
Dear Bank Account, Last month was rough. Sorry, this one will be better. Promise.
Dear “Casual Drinker”, I wish you would admit that you have a problem. You are in serious danger. Your whole life is on the line lately. Your job is seconds from being pulled away from you and you no longer have a car because of “a few drinks”. You are way too young to be throwing everything away. We’ve all seen the ending to this story and I really hope it’s not like the rest. Please, get help… or at least let someone help you.
Dear Readers, Sorry if these Friday letters seem like downers. It’s been a long week!