Dear Ann, I’m sending you your second letter today. I really hope that you’ve already received the first! You’re beautiful and I hope I can make a difference in your life and your families. I hate flying but I would seriously consider coming to visit you some day.
Dear Messy Room, It’d be amazing and a miracle if you could just clean yourself. I’d appreciate it a lot. Thanks!
Dear Body, After this weekend we have some serious work to do.
Dear Jessica, You are the worst customer I have every dealt with in my life. You are truly a horrible person. I may dislike others but I can honestly say I hate you. For you to come into a store and insist on an associate to do something that is not correct is bad but to then cut that person down is the most low life thing you can do. To start yelling at me, saying I’m rude, telling me that I probably only have a high school diploma and that’s why I work retail is uncalled for. Does it make you feel better about yourself? I told you I have a B.A. and what do you say – “Well aren’t you getting far in life?” I am, thanks. I have a good paying job, great benefits and that’s a lot more than most people my age can say. Oh, and what’s this? I went on an all expense paid vacation because of my performance. Yeah, but what do I know? I’m only an idiot retail worker. P.S. Degrees and diplomas aren’t everything. You’re an idiot. Please, stay out of my store.
Dear Self, I am better than that idiot Jessica claims. Seriously, I truly pity her and that she’s that shallow.
Dear Boston, In a few hours I’ll be on my way to visit for my first time. Be good to me! Also, please keep the rain away. Thanks!